Woman: Murdered the owner?Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.The first officer is stunned.Officer 2:
One of my officers claims that you do not have a drivinglicense.The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse andhands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse andexamines the license. He looks quite puzzled.Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn'thave a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hackedup the owner.Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.